There strides the Migtastic,
blastin' his mouth so bombastic,
thinkin' his vocab's elastic
with his brain made of plastic,

like he got it from McDonald's
with his Chicken McNuggets.
Shoot, if stupid's a soda,
He'd probably chug it.

Word, biatch.

there he goes with his flip books,
breakin' necks like a homewrecker.
thinks he's all bad-ass.

picasso wouldn't even wipe himself
with that crap.

do yourself a favor:
stick with clever quips
and unsubstantiated rants.

your cartoons look like
marmaduke.