I remember watching The Adventures of Pete & Pete and thinking, "I wish there was an Artie in my neighborhood." Then again, he probably would have been arrested, for no other reason than that a thirty-year-old stranger in skin-tight sweat pants who likes to have adventures with pre-adolescent boys is...well, a tad suspicious, actually.

Crying shame.

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